sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

mareya:

https://instagram.com/p/BIr_tC_B2wm/

reactionfaces:

pardon-my-venting:

You know he had to do it to em

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

summer-rose-isms:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

bebemoon:

valentino couture autumn 2o15

maclexa-bane:

Legends only.

hansolocareer:

I’m HOLLERING

typicallyhufflepuff:

This clip of Rami Malek greeting Lady Gaga extended my life span by 5 years

standraoh:

Congratulations to Sandra Oh for her Golden Globes.

chewbacca:

Rami Malek thanks Queen after winning best performance by an actor in a drama film for Bohemian Rhapsody at the 2019 Golden Globes

doona-baes:

CONGRATULATIONS TO SANDRA OH, WINNER OF 2019 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS BEST ACTRESS IN TV DRAMA
she is now the first asian woman to win golden globes in multiple categories